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Saturday, March 3, 2007

The nonsensical world of spam

I recieve a daily spam letter with some hoax share tips, and a nice little paragraph composed of what appears to be several articles sewn together with a sentence from each in random order.

So, here's todays offering, quite an example of creative writing with a bit more of a human rights/social justice theme than the usual company announcements they throw together in a the melting pot of gobbledegook. Make sense of it if you can, maybe there's a deeper message in spam for all of us.....

Angella Imoni, 21, was summoned by her husband to Jinja. "With multiple point solutions and multiple products you'll never be able to reach the next level of information rights management," says Holt. But the benefits of extending banking services to women entrepreneurs are significant. Her historical antecedents attested that she was worthy in word and character to play the complementary role. SAVVIS' security legacy dates back over two decades and has demonstrated proven reliability and a superior level of protection. And local leaders, parents and teachers must give special attention and support to 'invisible girls'," said Ms Nepaul. "She disclosed that her mother, who left school at the age of 14, was her role model, because she raised her children single-handedly. "The lives of countless Africans have been lost or harmed by war, crime, famine or disease and abortion, legal and illegal threatens to destroy the next generation of African children," he said. The project was funded by VSO-Namibia through the British High Commission's Volunteer placement Support Fund. "We were particularly interested in the power of the Cisco ASA, and the fact that SAVVIS can now deliver it as a managed service makes it even more attractive. "He said what women in Africa need is obstetric care to treat pregnancy-related diseases not abortion in any form. Once the electroscope is charged, the gold leaf lifts away from the stem as a result of electrostatic repulsion. "Girls remained at high risk of being sexually abused, exploited and trafficked for commercial purposes. Violence, she said, remained pervasive and was perpetrated by family members, strangers and agents of the State in all regions of the world. TWikiPreferences: TWiki site-level preferences Notes:You are currently in the Main web. It is like a teacher-pupil relationship. No country in the world has achieved equality of the sexes in the key areas of education, health, employment and politics. Clearly, Reich's value for g is slightly higher than the accepted value for gravitational acceleration at the Earth's surface. The design of the Cisco ASA makes the creation of these independent networks less complex.

4 comments:

Simon Elliott said...

You've crushed me. I thought I was the only one to receive that valued and exclusive information. My self-worth has just plummeted..

garrick field said...

i can't work out why people would want to so freely give all their hot share tips to me. thanks anonymous spam people.

Anonymous said...

Here's some champagne from my team of advisers:
"Never rub another mans rhubarb. If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
and
"People have faces, not snouts."
and
"Refresh your BODY! Just fill the difference between the life you's living now and between the life with our product!."

garrick field said...

gold, gold, i'll remember the rhubarb and snouts in my next client meeting.