Top 5: Cheeses

Anyone who has seen 'High Fidelity' will appreciate a good Top 5. List-lovers unite...

You have to start somewhere. Surely cheese is the obvious place.

Top 5 Cheeses:
1. Aged Cheddar
2. Gruyere
3. Camembert
4. White Costello
5. Swiss
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with honorable mentions for:

6. Cheezewhiz (there's not many cheeses you can get crazy with)
7. Baby Cheeses (Hey, we respect the embracing of the nativity by the dairy fraternity)
8. Kraft singles* (academics sweat over possible reasons for our youth literacy problems - there's your answer)

*With an honorable mention to anything else that's wrapped in tight cellophane