Rules To Live By

1 - Do not attempt event management in a wrap dress and 8cm heels.

If you do attempt such an act, you will likely find yourself illegally street-parked on Murray St at 4.30 on a summer afternoon unloading a) four boxes of conference folders; b) three retractable signs; and c) a case of Little Creatures Pale Ale, in imminent danger of rolling an ankle and exposing legs that haven't seen the sun in oh, three years...
Worse, you won't care...